I wake up every morning excited to find out who I can berate today. What little guy can I beat up on today. Who has said something unflattering about me today. I can't wait to tear into them.
What piece of Obama's legacy can I spit on today!
Who can I disparage that will deflect from any unfavorable press I am receiving?
I like the minor and offbeat twitter feuds. Keeps me from having to think about topics of consequence.
Don't these idiots know that it is beneath me to learn details about policy issues. What a bore. I could be tweeting or playing golf. If I look good and talk in grandiose slogans and gestures, that is more than enough.
I will go down in history as the greatest and most powerful man in history!!!